How are there people hating on the whimsy of the new Smash Bros roster when returning long term fan favourites are a space fox with Robo legs, a pink.. Bubble.. Ghost boy (girl?) Thing, a gorilla wearing a necktie and a STRETCHY TONGUE DINOSAUR WITH BOOTIES.

axelkatten

partymanyeah:

letshearitfortheuniverse:

chibisokka:

canuckistanicefront:

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

Did all of you major in boob math

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Look, I know this is a silly show but CARTOONS AREN’T REAL GUYS.

What if you’re actually a bee, but just the worlds biggest, fattest, shittiest bee and you just didn’t realise it and you’re letting down the whole hive and embarrassing your queen by pretending to be a human ugh.

alexandertheswell

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

Shaaaarks!