The life and times of Saint Clockwork. I dig photos, cartoons, comics and video games!

 

The trick to being a good person is HAHA SUCKERS THERE IS NO TRICK AND YOU ARE TERRIBLE.

aroundeorzea:

Teleporting as a Lalafell, a.k.a.

Crotch Roulette

"Ah, these butts… I’m definitely in Gridania."

kommakameleon:

thatmotherfuckingcat:

roachpatrol:

muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow:

ok lemme tell you a thing about raccoons

I adore that all these raccoons are like “I respect that you don’t want me to take this, but I’m taking this.”

raccoons confirmed for grabbiest animals.

Rabid plz

"Gimme Dat" ~Raccoons everywhere.

Rolf Harris guilty of indecent assaults

bloodgutsandangeldelight:

Veteran entertainer Rolf Harris has been found guilty of indecently assaulting four girls.

Yessss.
Feel kind of sick that I used to love his show when I was small.

Aww Rolf Why, man. WHY. We all loved you and you blew it.

A fire can be your friend. It can keep you warm and safe and light up the world. It’ll cook you food and dry your clothes and help you find your way home. But never forget that given half the chance that fire would happily consume you and destroy everything you love. 
You can’t blame the fire for doing what it does, or being what it is. That’s entirely on you and how you manage it.

A lot of things in life are like a fire.